Sorry, dear readership, for my neglect of this online diary. Let’s do a summary of the last week or so to catch you up. First off: Easter. I started the day off right by dressing in all black and strapping a semi automatic pistol into my tactical thigh rig. After an hour or two of that I changed into my street clothes and rode my motorcycle for a bit. Hung out with my aunt and uncle for a little while and then rode home. Got into my car and grabbed some Taco Bell for Easter dinner, then headed over to the laundromat for a few hours of quality laundry time.
Classy, I know. This week has proved to be fairly busy. Started work on replacing the clutch on a friend’s VW bus. That crazy German engineering has been throwing me off. But it’s been coming along pretty well. We’ll probably get it back into driving condition tomorrow.
I won a trip to Florida. Yup, the auto dealers in town keep sending out “scratch and win” brochures. Last time I won a dvd player. Didn’t want it so I gave it to a friend. The card I mean. I’d have to actually go in there and deal with all the used-salesman types. And pay shipping. So this other dealer sent out cash prize possibilities. And I was hoping for first prize, which is $500 in cold hard cash. Or dirty, pliable currency I guess is more accurate. No good- got the lousy Grand Prize instead. Some two-night, three-day trip to FL. I’m not planning any trips that way, so I gave the prize to a friend who happened to drop by a birthday gift right at that time. It turns out she’s headed to FL next week anyways. So it was a good swap: b-day gift for a trip to FL plus fees and taxes.
On Monday I found out I offically got my new job; Wednesday morning I told my boss at my current job I’m pretty much quitting but staying on their payroll; Wednesday afternoon I found out I got the part time job at my college installing a barcode scanning system in the auto/diesel tool room. So I’ve got a few summer jobs now with plenty o’ variety plus I’ll be taking summer school classes in addition to the online classes I just started today. It may sound like a lot, but it’s nothing compared to most of the females I know.
And my birthday was Tuesday. So I got a few cards and presents (thanks to all who gave). I didn’t really tell anyone my b-day was coming up, because I wanted to make a vindictive guilt-ridden scene. Not really; it’s just not a big deal to me. So I’m not going to make it a big deal. I just don’t do well with pomp and ceremony, esp. when focused on me. But my relatives had me over for dinner tonight. So that was nice.
Anyways, there’s a boring summary of my boring life. Well, it’s pretty fun for me- but likely not interesting to the average reader. Like we all know that often one’s own farts don’t stink- just to others. When they are stinky to fart owner that means something is really wrong internally. Same with boring lives- ain’t boring to me yet; if it was I’d be in serious trouble.
Yeah…farts….yeah…………………