That’s right, America. Stop poking your news into Wyoming’s business. I mean, there’s been a veritable rash of inquisitions into this one-horse state. First off, why is it that the “news-less wonders” flock to death like “news vultures.” Just because there was an outbreak of canine influenza and 70 dogs were killed at the animal shelter doesn’t mean the whole world needs to know. And since when does Tony Hawk start donating to skate parks in Cheyenne? Heck, even Stephen Colbert (hero-at-large) talked about Wyoming.