Hey what’s up. Got some stuff on the brain I’ll share with you. If you have the grand notion that this will be a focused, probing blog then you’re dead wrong. Or just plain wrong. Ok, so the human body is all about symmetry, right? Why, then, do I have unsymmetrical bodily events? For example, when the cold east wind blows against my chest, only my left nipple reacts. That’s just crazy. It’s not like I put a insulation on my right nipple. Why is it exempt? Here’s another example: when I blow my nose, one nostril always produces noticeably more snot than the other. And then some days it switches off nostrils. Here’s the other thing about that- I’ve been getting blood in one nostril for several weeks. I’ve considered all the options, and the only reasonable explanation for why I have blood-streaked snot is because there is some small creature spelunking inside my nostril. One with crampons, carabiners, wall spikes and ropes. It probably needs to hang on during sneezes. See? Mystery solved. I should start my own internet medical advice site.
I started to write this last night on my other computer, but it crashed and made me rather pissy. It didn’t help that it was 2 a.m. So I spent last night revamping a computer I had loaned out. And here I am using windows again. I’m a total sell out.
So instead of baring my soul, I’m going to list links of cool stuff I’ve found online.
I’m going to bust out the “unordered list” to aid the process.
- Pictures of kids who are scared of Santa
- Who thinks there should be a scholarship for white kids?
- If you’re not paranoid about the personal impact of federal data mining, then here’s a little something from the ACLU to scratch that proverbial itch.
- If you were ever thinking, “What I’d really like to do today is vote on which of two kittens is cuter and then repeat ad nauseum,” then have I got the website for you…
- There hasn’t been any middle ground thus far in dealing with people who suck off your wireless internet connection. until now… Popular Science just showed me option three (One being allow all, Two being allow none). Three allows people to use your wireless internet, but flips every picture over or blurs every picture. An interesting compromise.
- This has got to be one of the most embarrassing moments of all time. It also highlights curiosities of the female body.
- The purpose of practicing nudity in a family is, according to wikihow.com, “to provide children the opportunity to see nakedness in a way that is almost non-existent in our society: to make it a neutral, non-sensuous part of everyday life in its proper context. This goes a long way toward inoculating them from the enticements so easily found outside the walls of your home and in the marketplace.”
- Looking for a good way to raise money for your youth group? Germans once again lead the charge to make nude calendars depicting erotic Bible scenes.
- And if you want a great warning about the dangers of posting private data on sites visible to parents and employers, then read what happened on one occasion.
- I just came across a site called Glumbert.com. Despite the name being a cross between Sesame Street and the Seven Dwarfs, it’s got some great videos. Please allow me to show you the top five in no particular order while utilizing an “ordered list.”
- This stop motion battle is pretty cool
- The only time I have ever appreciated Justin Timberlakes’ existence is displayed right here. Warning: NSFW (not safe for work).
- For all the music geeks out there, here’s a video that shows the depravity of current composing.
- For guitar music geeks, here’s an amazing example of what I’m not doing.
- The reason I found this site was from another site, as most of my wanderings do. This little number is superb. And now, ladies and gentlemen, I present Sexual Consent.
- There are more good videos from the previous topic, but I’ll let you discover those by yourself.
- Speaking of movies, two good movies I’ve seen recently are Casino Royale and Apocalypto. The movie I’m super excited to see would be Spiderman 3.
- That’s all I got. fresh out. Time for beddy-by.